Section 4 of Full Length FULL METAL Play. (Page 5)
Chapter 2 of Masquerade Theatrical Cosplay.
"RISEMBOOL RANGERS"
PLAYERS
ED, AL, FAN, VICFAN1, VICFAN2, Stage Ninja,
Danielle Kemper
Jeanne Campbell
Krista Campbell
Nicole Salisbury
Alyana Rigby
Laura Knapp
Stage Ninja:
WALKS out with a SIGN that reads "Next Morning"
Fangirls House" 9.18 seconds, then returns behind stage curtian
AL:
(Walks out) “Boy brother, am I glad that girl from the convention has
a brother that had my size of clothes.”
Ed is behind time machine hiding.
ED:
“Heh…”
AL:
“Brother? Aren’t you going to come out?”
ED:
“No! …The other girl only had a sister.”
AL:
“So? …Come on out! I won’t laugh.”
ED:
“It was either a dress…or …this.”
(Walks out in military uniform)
Al Turns his back to Ed while trying to stifle laughter.
ED:
“Alphonse! You said you weren’t going to laugh!”
AL:
(Trying not to laugh while talking.)
“I…I’m sorry bother it’s just….”
Fan1 from the previous day walks out with a very frilly dress.
FAN:
“Wait! Ed, try this one on next!”
ED:
“Quick Al! Let’s try the time machine again!
I can’t handle this any more!”
Ed turns ON the time machine. Grabs Al by the wrist and
pulls him INTO the TIME MACHINE narrowly missing the fangirl.
---(Ed and Al STUMBLE back out into another convention
coming through the time machine.)--
ED:
“Oh great, …More freaks!”
(Looking out at the audience.)
AL:
“Brother that’s not nice.
They are all, just…..different…”
ED:
“Yeahh… “Different”
like that girl who was walking around the convention
with those huge wings, or the guy whose sword was
as big as his ego?”
AL:
“She could have been getting ready for a play,
and she was playing an angel? And maybe that guy’s
sword was so big was because he had a lot of people
to protect?”
ED:
“Or he was compensating…”
AL:
“Like your transmutations?”
AL GESTURES and mouths the word “SHORT” as in his height.
ED growls TURNING towards Al, deciding killing his
little brother would be a bad idea.
AL Ignores Ed's threat and wisely moving onto a different subject.
AL:
"Why don't we get something to eat?"
ED:
“Alright…Where should we eat?”
As if food was the magical word Ed seems to forget the
implication made a moment ago about his height.
AL:
“I don’t know. I saw something called
“King of Burgers” earlier and “Way of the Sub.”
ED:
“I saw something called “Winry’s”
AL:
“Don’t you mean “Wendy’s?”
ED:
“No! That’s copyright infringement.”
Vicfan1:
“Hey! It’s more FMA people!”
Vicfan 2:
“And…Ed’s in a….WAIT!” (Heavy expression.)
“ARE YOU IN A MINISKIRT?!?! --
--HOW DARE YOU,
-- dress as Ed and join the miniskirts!”
(This line runs together in one sentence.)
ED:
“What?”
AL:
“Miniskirt?”
Vicfan 1:
“So..your not a miniskirt?”
AL:
“Umm?”
ED:
“No…I’m an alchemist.”
Vicfan 2:
“Riiight, ..So you’re a Ranger?”
ED:
“A whata?”
Vicfan 2:
“A Risembool Ranger.”
ED:
“Uh…”
(slips in with Al’s next line almost at the same time.)
AL:
“What’s that?”
Vicfan 1:
“We’re part of Vic’s fan club.
You know… risemboolrangers.com.”
AL:
“Did you just say Vic?”
Vic fan 2:
“Yeah, the voice actor for Ed’s voice.”
ED:
“Excuse Me!?” (Stops short on “me” and pause.)
"AHhh Geeeeze"
AL:
“Not this again…”
As Al is speaking ED has his HAND OVER his
FACE shaking his head.
ED:
“Okay, hold it! Hold it! There is NO WAY I--”
(Gets cut off.)
Vicfan 1:
“I knew it! So you ARE a miniskirt! Travis’s follower!”
Vicfan 2:
(Nudges Friend)
“He who must not be named! -- He who must not be named!”
Vicfan 1:
“Sorry! Sorry!”
Ed:
“GAAHHHHH!!!”
Vicfan 2:
“Lets Rangerfyi them!”
Vicfan 1:
“Yes! Vic’s panel is starting soon too!”
AL:
“No, I don’t think..”
Vicfan 2:
“Trust me you’ll like it!”
ED:
“Al?”
AL:
“Yeah?”
ED:
“That dress is starting to sound better than this Vic guy.”
ALL head OFF STAGE with Ed and Al being DRAGGED along.
Stage Ninja:
(Returns ON STAGE with Signs that read;
"Yay 4 Stage Ninja's" FLIP sign over "You Can Clap Now")